decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane)


heyfunniest:

OMFG

(Source: stephaniesearches)

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed